Over at Thought Catalog I recently wrote about The 12 Women (Almost) Any Gay Man Would Sleep With. These women included Blake Lively mostly to get closer to Ryan Reynolds – One of the many famous Ryans in my life, Beyoncé because duh, and Taylor Swift because I really want her to write a song about me. You can check out the rest of the other women over at Thought Catalog (and check out the comments because wow), but these are just a few more women that I think most gay men (mostly me) might consider crossing the fence for. For at least one night.
Margaret Cho & Kathy Griffin
Similar to my feelings about sleeping with Taylor Swift, I’d really want these ladies to tell jokes about me on stage. Call me a narcissist, but I think it would be amazing to have audiences hear all about me, even if they’re making fun of me.
Yes, I mean the little mermaid. I definitely don’t want to sleep with the ultimate ginger, personally I think she’s a bitch. But I can certainly understand the appeal. I mean, she doesn’t cover up her bottom half once she’s on land and really how many treasures can one cavern hold?
This would just be bananas. I die. Literally.
One day you’re in, the next day you’re out. But maybe we could try going in and out quickly. I would insist that “Kiss from a Rose” play on a continuous loop while she feeds me Carl’s Jr. burgers.
If you didn’t have a special tingle for Jenny during her Singled Out days, you’re just lying to yourself.
Even as a gay man you can appreciate the opening sequence of Baywatch.
Audrey Hepburn & Marilyn Monroe
The idolization of Audrey and Marilyn just lends itself so easily to sleeping with them. Oh the stories they could tell me before and after.
I’m sorry, Ms. Jackson, I am for real. And I’m nasty.
Is there a celebrity who might make you turn even just for one night? Let me know in the comments below who and why!